You Can Thank Waltsense for This Little Gem

February 5, 2011

Even though my writer’s block is still in full swing, I CAN still answer stupid questions. Thanks, Waltsense for “thinkin” of me when passing on this survey,and  just KNOW I’m thinkinfyou for this one!

1.       If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?

I wish my pets could replace certain members of my family. Just look at that face and tell me you wouldn’t want him as your brother!!

2.      If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

I wouldn’t want one of my dreams coming true. I am the weirdest dreamer ever!

3.      What is the one thing most hated by you?

Bad spellers….I thik they suk!

4.      What would you do with a billion dollars?

Buy a lot of fucking shoes!

5.      What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?

Music that makes me dance. You can’t be in a bad mood while dancing, it’s merely impossible!

6.      Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

Loving someone because it nice to know that you can do it.  It still surprises me how many people can’t.

7.      What is your bedtime routine?

I love taking a bath before bed,but if I don’t have the time I MUST wash my feet. I can’t sleep with dirty feet. OH,and I’m addicted to Breathe Right Strips.With that big band aid looking thing, I’m one hell of a sexy sight!

8.     If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?

I will be married for 20yrs. this March! He stole my heart/knocked me up in high school.

9.      If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?

Adam Duritz of  The Counting Crows, the man is a fucking genius!

10.  What kinds of books do you read?

I adore anything written by Augusten Burroughs or Chuck Palahniuk, so you could say I love gay twisted writers,they are the best!

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?

Hopefully still alive and kickin!

12.  What’s your fear?

I live with panic disorder, so fear can strike any time and about anything.

13.  Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?

Hell no! Who would give up a life time of  yummy goodness for one experience?

14.  Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?

Married but poor. I think if you are rich ,you can never be sure if that is the reason people like you or not.

15.   What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

Open my eyes.

16.  If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?

That he wouldn’t snore. I got addicted to Breathe Right Strips trying to get him to use them….it didn’t work!

17.   If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?

I would want people to call me with a series of clicks, like the bushmen in Africa do! See he could be talking about me right now!

18.  Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?

After a good wounding ,YES!

19.   If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?

Without a doubt, CHOCOLATE!!

Now that all the question answering is over, I want you to know that I’ve shown mercy on all my blogger friends by not tagging you to answer them too!


  1. My wife would say the exact same thing about my snoring.

    …which would be a waaay more interesting comment if I knew how to write it in that clicky language.

    • You’re poor wife,Bill! I think there needs to be a support group for people who have to sleep with a snorer!

      • You’re a terrible therapist. You’re not making me feel any better about it at all!


      • You try sleeping next to someone louder than a rock band at night,and then we’ll see how sympathetic you are,Bill!

  2. I was sooooo hopeful about our future relationship but I must admit I ………… snore ……. or so I’m told ………. alot!

    • Funny, I wouldn’t have taken you as a snorer,DP!

  3. I was wondering, what do fucking shoes look like? I’m a lonely guy. I want to be sure that I can recognize when a woman in my presence is wearing fucking shoes rather than normal shoes. I’d hate to miss those signs.

    • I believe a fucking shoe would be defined as anything over 6 inches,Joel!

      • Anything over six inches? Why do I get the feeling (no pun intended) that we aren’t talking about shoes anymore.

      • It might be universal law,Joel!

  4. I remember you talking about #12 in the past. This is something you can manipulate and make it a slave to you instead of the other way around. I know….
    It’s not difficult.
    BTW: I’m thinking about ordering some of your Elixirific for my roomie. I’m assuming it smells really good because she’s into fragrances. Me? I can rub strawberry jam under my arms and I’m cool.

    • WOW! You’re one hell of a roomie!!! You’ll have to let me know what scents she’s into,and I’ll hook you up!!

  5. Chocolate seems to be a common denominator on this survey! I have an addiction to snickers,do you have any particular type of candy you like?

    I can relate to the weirdest dreamer ever, I have a few myself.

    • Not really. Although it does have to be milk chocolate. I can’t stand dark or white chocolate!

  6. Nicely done kiddo and honest to the point of being brutal. That’s the way it should be. Keep pluggin’ along H-

  7. Haha I could relate to a lot of this. Especially number 8…which is kind of similar to the relationship with my girlfriend. Dated in high school, but knocked her up 10 years later. Also, I feel ya on the panic disorder….it is a complete bitch! Also, I wake up at least 3-4 times per night due to one of the following; 1.) weird dreams, 2.) being punched by my girlfriend for snoring or 3.) waking up to the sound of my snoring.

    Keep on kickin it!

    • Glad to hear that you waited to knock up the girlfriend,Rico! LOL!

  8. That was a great Q&A. Here are a few of my answers.

    #3 The one thing most hated by me. Smokers. Particularly the ones who smoke in their cars with defenseless children in the back seat in a car seat.

    #4 What would I do with a billion dollars. Donate a lot. Do a lot of good to help others. And pay off a few bills too.

    #5 What cheers me up. Laughter.

    • Great answers,TCC!

  9. Somehow… none of this surprised me. 😉

    • Somehow… you comment doesn’t surprise me,LL!

  10. Hey, this was SO cool TFU! You always shine – even when you’re not trying too – so to speak!

    • Thank you,Surveygirl!! You always are wayyyy too kind!! I love ya!!

  11. Two things… First, I hope to see you come back to the land of blogging some day soon. Second, I didn’t realize until today that you were on Twitter. I’m following you now. Hit me up on there. Hope to talk soon. @ComplaintMan

  12. Are you ever going to blog again? Come on…just one 2012 post. 🙂

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