HBDC Summer Camp Campfire Stories!July 29, 2009
Today is Campfire Story Day at HBDC Summer Camp,and the amazing Spaz is the camp counselor in charge . You have to stop by his blog and read his campfire story to end all campfire stories…it’s just that good,and probably so true if we all were to get together. Well except the part about my breasts…he totally made that shit up!
I myself couldn’t come up with one scary story idea of my own,seeing that I haven’t thought of scary campfire stories since I was a kid. So I decided why not ask my own children to tell me their best scary stories and I’d post their stories instead. It seems like a brilliant idea,until they started storytelling. Here take a listen…..
There once was an old lady who lived in the forest,and she had a dog named Skippy. One evening when she woke up from a nap,she sat by the fire and turned on her radio.All of the sudden she heard that a psycho escaped from the nut house. She was fucking frightened (he got his mouth washed out for that),but reached out to let Skippy lick her hand for comfort. She looked back at the fire,and saw Skippy nestled near it,but something was still leaving her fingers wet. THE END, or is it!?!
Once upon a time in a castle far far away lived a princess who no one wanted to marry. She hardly ever left the castle,and people around had all sorts of rumors about her. Some said she was dead,others said she had four arms. But the truth was,she had sex with a unicorn and contracted AIDS. The End!
Once upon a time there was a little girl,and she went walking through the woods when her parents warned her not to. She always had a fascination with the color brown,and so she went up to a pretty brown tree and hugged it. She decided to keep walking. Then she came upon a squirrel,and sat on it. Getting up from the squirrel she smelled a aroma outside of a cave. She went to investigate and noticed the smell was coming from a pile of what appeared to be play dough. She sat down to play with it and squeezed it through her fingers,and licked a little too! It got late so she laid down and slept on the cave floor. When she woke up ,Ha Ha she never did because she got a tape worm from eating poop that she thought was play dough. The tape worm ate through her stomach,and a bear finished off the rest of her.And on her tombstone they wrote ,”Only You Can Prevent Tape Worms.” The End!
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER LET THE KIDS GO TO SUMMER CAMP!