Possible Side Effects!!!!!!!

April 7, 2008

WARNING! This blog might contain material that could possibly cause one to have side effects moderate to severe in nature. I feel being the author of such material, that it is my duty to warn the unknowing patrons of my blog ,the seriousness of their viewing.

I set out to write a blog, to get out my thoughts and opinions on anything and everything. It was started with no mal intent. Nor did I perceive it as being chock- full of harmful and damaging negativity. It has been brought to my attention, that some of the previous entries might have caused some readers, a vast array of side effects including: drowsiness ( so please do not operate heavy machinery while viewing), nausea, agitation, confusion, lack of concentration,painful and prolonged erectile dysfunction, fits of anger and/or laughter(depending on mood),some risk of choking hazard, may cause partial blindness in left eye(no data to support any damage to the right eye),unusual weight gain, excessive hair growth, rectal bleeding, mental mood changes such as depression, sudden and uncontrollable movements, unusual changes in sexual behavior, decreased urination, slurred speech ,dizziness, light sensitivity, swelling of eyelids, seizures, common rash around vaginal area, shortness of breath, swelling of the testicles,hearing loss, projectile diarrhea, hives, change in stool color, anal itching, abnormal thinking, loss of coordination, trouble swallowing, increased sweating, severe restlessness, slow wound healing, and trouble sleeping.

All blogs may cause side effects, but many people have no, or minor, side effects. Check with your doctor, or stop reading my blog, if any of these most COMMON side effects persist or become bothersome when reading my blog.

Consider yourself educated, and warned of the dangers of pessimistic blog reading. I will try to be more positive in my writing, to offset the damage I have already done.

Sincerely Yours,


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