I Got Nothing To Lube!January 18, 2011
Well, I am now a firm believer in the old saying “If you don’t use it, you lose it.” For years, I thought that this little gem of advice was only a friendly warning penned by a man cautioning that if you didn’t use your vag, it would magically close up. What ? You didn’t get the same meaning? Well maybe I’m just a slow learner,but now I’m certain that it goes beyond crotch lines and can mean your other talents too. Take for instance this blog, I have neglected the fuck out of it for the last year. Only writing a whopping fourteen posts, which really should have been a sign of what was to come because I came here today with all intentions of writing a awesome Thinkinfyou post,and what happens….FUCKING NOTHING!
Not even a damn complete sentence which left me pondering, when in the hell did I become a writing retard? OK, maybe I’ve always had a little retard in me,but the writing part that is something completely new. I used to be able to write, it was what fueled me,my passion. I spent some time today looking through the Thinkinfyou archives, three years of archives mind you,and you could see the passion in it. I had something to say, whether it was about my hopes,dreams,or asshole…I wrote about it. Today, I still have all three of those things yet nothing comes out on virtual paper which basically shows that I didn’t use it ,so I lost it,and now I have no idea how to get it back other than to wait and hope that it naturally comes back,or someone to come up with a lube that gets my creative juices flowing once again.